Remember to mercilessly extract screen time from parents soon.
If you were a hermit, you wouldn't have to be clean.
If you rinse off the dirt, witches can smell you better. Your parents must be witches.
You're so dirty that if it rained for forty days and forty nights, your parents would still make you take a shower.
Remember to kill the dirt today.
Its shower time.
Hey boys, do you smell what I smell.
